I present.. the best of...

Don't be fooled, this is no special occasion, I was reading through the earlier blogs and I simply felt the need to do a "best of"... so boys and girls.. here it comes, favorite sentences and statements from the last year and a bit.. hold on to your pants...

March 29/05
you look around the train to see the little old asian lady SCREAMING some story to her other little old asian friend, a drunken man talking on the phone about how he has heard that his friend is a killer and stabbed someone in the neck, a girl with glasses PICKING HER NOSE! And a man who looks quite alot like your grandfather nodding off, ON YOUR SHOULDER!

March 31/05
from : The "I don't Care" movement
Interestingly enough, you may thing "this girl is on flowers, it doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it!"

April 1/05
So the next time you see that plastic bag being trampled by the rain and mud, realize that you can contribute to the beauty too. The easiest way is by throwing that pipe wrench on the beach where it will be in its true habitat.

Love through Bodily Functions
... you just have to read that whole one.. its ridiculous!

April 23/05
7) Do Crazy things unexpectadley, this way people will not think you are a snob (espically if you are beautiful and witty like myself)
4) While being photographed make the stupidest faces possible, this will add to the effect of the picture.

Healing Pain With Laughter
yet another that will make u laugh!

May 17/05
we will refer to this as "LETS HAVE SOME CAKE!"
(to clairify this, i believe it was said by Houston.. in reffering to married people.. "Well, we can't have sex with other people... LET S HAVE CAKE!")

June 28/05
practice photoboothing, this way you will become more experianced in the art and will one day be able to flash, change clothes and positions in all one session! It will definatley give you joy joy feelings inside when after, you get to look at your photos!

Sept 28/05
Feeling rather perplexed by this phenomenon, she politely yelled to Neesha her sister. "Get the HELL out and look at my wheel." In a FLASH Neesha was out of the car shaking her head. "Your FREAKING tire is flat" she said.

At this time i'd like to take a break and re iterate the fact that i hate the oilers. even if they are the Canadain team in the cup.. i still hate them.. HATE i tell you, HATE!!!!

The Funniest Series of comments..

May 9/06
Everything seems to be falling apart, but instead of letting it happen.. you dispute it. Remove everything until the confusion goes away. Until this affliction has succumb. Until this vexation has expired. But what is really expendable.. your love? your life? your self? ..

Anyway kids.. I would say that is the BEST of.. i definatly reccomend taking a glimpse of the previous posts.. you may just find yourself rolling on the floor a few minutes later..