Not for those with Weak Stomaches.
If you have a weak stomach, or even just a stomach that isn't strong, i suggest you skip this blog and move on to the next one.
This is definatley one of those, "This girl's guy friend told my friend Sarah who told me" stories. Moving on, if you are having a bad day... this will always remind you that it could DEFINATLEY be worse. So this one night a whole group of people go out partying... of corse there is drinking and such and after everyone is all ready to go aka too INTOXICATED to stay ... a certain girl and certain guy go home together. She feels that she knows the guy well enough that when they get to his/her house... they fool around and she ends up giving him a blow job. So anyway... she goes home sleeps does the norm .... and a few days later she realizes that something is wrong with her mouth.. after realizing that it isn't just some cold or sore throat she goes to the docter and they do the swabby on the throaty ... and send it away for tests..... after the test results come back they call her and say (typically of course) " we need you to come in for your test results" she tries to convice the doc's office to just tell her over the phone but they insist that she comes in. When she does come in they tell her that the reason something seems to be wrong with her mouth is because she has flesh eating disease in it. Now the really bad part is ... this is only transmitted through DEAD PEOPLE........
not that that is bad enough but the creepy part...................... the "certain guy" works in a morgue!
So next time you decide to hook up with someone... find out their place of employment.... could end up being a shady situation!
p.s. hopefully you have a garbage can to puke in!
5 Comments:
AHHH!!! So scary and disgusting! The next time I slip on my shoes in the middle of the mall and make a complete fool of myself, I will remember that things could definately be worse!!
EEEWWW!
2:24 PM
YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY
yucky yucky yucky yucky .... wait i have to puke .................................................... k ...
YUCKY
2:57 PM
And thats why some girls use condoms for blow jobs you just never know what your gonna get man.
1:00 PM
pfft. as if.
12:45 PM
I really like how EVERYONE on this blog commented as Anonymous! Makes me laugh quite a bit... the funny part... i'm pretty sure i know who ALL OF YOU ARE!!!!!!
8:12 AM
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